hoiphalloi: if all my followers like AND reblog this, he’ll be at nearly 3,000 notes!  Go on guys, it’s worth it for a few clicks of the mouse!!


Hey guy, you know the drill.  My pics get to 500 notes, I’ll show face.  Get 1000 followers (I’m at 549), I’ll make a video.  Get 1000 followers quickly, I’ll post a fuck video ;)

Submit questions, get more photos.  Deal.

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